Saturday, July 18, 2009

After Swine Flu

If somehow I could convince the world that after bid flu, and now swine flu, the next evolution of the flu virus would induce "cat scratch fever" and have news media running around saying "The Cat Scratch Fever pandemic is sweeping the nation...", that would be an awesome day.

Don't kill any cats. I know, they're not as cool as dogs, but it's not their fault you've "got a fever of one-hundred and three..."

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