The problem is that I apparently fall too easily. And I can fight off a lot of desire/relationiony feelings as long as there's no lip-to-lip contact. After a kiss however, I'm worthless - like a shirtless dwarf in the middle of a fire-fight. Today was not the first time such an exchange has happened, and these kinds of events always seem to happen when one party is leaving town for good. So even if she wanted to follow through, the distance doesn't facilitate it.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
New Rule
There will henceforth be no kissing of the Will Read. The exception being that an attractive lady* may kiss Will Read only if she intends to follow through with a relationship or *ahem* other activity.
The problem is that I apparently fall too easily. And I can fight off a lot of desire/relationiony feelings as long as there's no lip-to-lip contact. After a kiss however, I'm worthless - like a shirtless dwarf in the middle of a fire-fight. Today was not the first time such an exchange has happened, and these kinds of events always seem to happen when one party is leaving town for good. So even if she wanted to follow through, the distance doesn't facilitate it.
The problem is that I apparently fall too easily. And I can fight off a lot of desire/relationiony feelings as long as there's no lip-to-lip contact. After a kiss however, I'm worthless - like a shirtless dwarf in the middle of a fire-fight. Today was not the first time such an exchange has happened, and these kinds of events always seem to happen when one party is leaving town for good. So even if she wanted to follow through, the distance doesn't facilitate it.
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